
This meme was taken from DA artist Booker
[link] loooooong ago ... I don't often do meme's, but this one was inspiring, so I saved it. It took me almost a year to complete it, since I dont often have time to complete this stuff. It helps you understand the characters through their own words! So... here we go!
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Rules
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
Character names - who they are, (their accents/how they talk):
Harp acrobatic clown from the 1930s era (voice of Cliff Ukulele Ike Edwards. american accent)
[link]Paul McGear - leader of the tribute band "The Fab Gears" (clear, young voice. light scouse accent)
[link]Max Lennon - cool lad of Beatles tribute band "The Fab Gears" (calm cool deep voice, a bit nasal. scouse accent)
[link]George Harrismith - shy lad of Beatles tribute band "The Fab Gears" (skittish shy nasal voice. a thick scouse accent)
[link] (on the left)
Rodney Morgan - evil goth warlock, son of Max Lennon (low voice, London accent, very proper english)
[link]Peter Torken - the child-like dummy of Monkees tribute band "The Prairie Chickens" (Stanley Spadowski from "UHF", except voice is soft, not gruff. american accent)
[link]Yes, their speech will sometimes be written phonetically below if they have an accent, so I hope you can still understand them.
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Let us begin!
1) How old are you?
Harp: 18
Paul: 17
Max: "I'm the tender, legal age of 18. Off to the pubs!"
George: "16 ..The yoongest of us Gears. Me brotha is younga but he takes cur of me."
Peter: "Uhh.. I forget."
Rodney: "I am not juvenile."
2) Height?
Harp: Shortish, say .
Paul: Im short. 54.
Max: "A gentle giant, ya might say. Ehh.. approximatelyyy 6 and half foot. I'm a bit taller than George, I know. His ears surpass me though. *sly grin*"
George: "My nickname was often Stretch in school. I was the tallest long as I can remember. Oh, about 6 foot, rather using American measurements."
Peter: Im BIIIIIIG!
Rodney: Size is irrelevant.
3) You Got Any Bad Habits?
Harp: Im love to hog the spotlight, if anyone else was on the stage at the time, Im sorry. I just love to have others laugh at me. It means the world to me.
Paul: I can become a bit jealous.. and maybe fly off the handle every now and again. And
I have an affinity for white wine
Max: I pick my teeth with my foot claws, is that the kind of dirt youre after? Ay? AAAY?? *nudge-nudge*
George: I fear people and other anthros, deathly afraid. I fear theyll harm me. I also let everyone walk over me, its not a good thing, I know. Rather, I just cant seem to grow a backbone in my current surroundings.
Peter: I crash into things a LOT! And my sister says I shouldnt stick my head into pillows cuz I wont be able to breathe.. I gotta remember that.
Rodney: I believe tossing sporadic fireballs at random passersby is my STRONG point
but others seem to disagree.
4) You a virgin?
Harp: "Say! Youre getting kinda personal now, arent you. Well, I guess Ill tell ya. If you put a girl and I in a room together.. we'd both be safe. I like girls, but I'm a little scared of'em."
Paul: Oh yeah, I havent had the opportunity to do anyone as of yet. But, I have someone in mind.
Max: "Do you believe a lad this adorable would still be a virgin? You betta believe it!"
George: "I cur not to tell. Thets private, thet is!"
Peter: "...... ...... What's a virgin?"
Rodney: "I dont mate, it is a waste of my energy and time. Only the mindless breed to spread their mindless offspring about the world. That is how this world came into existence."
5) Do you have a Mate/Spouse?
Harp: "Not yet, but I always imagine there is someone out there especially for me. Just call me a hopeless romantic."
Paul: Despite what others say, Stacy Huskwolf is MINE, you ear? No one can have her.
Max: "The ever-bubbly and quick-witted Miss Maxsiean Spaniel."
George: "Her name is Tena, she's like an angel sent to me. I thought no one in the world would luv me. Then she came. I cannot believe out of all of my unlucky life that I would get to be with her. I really don't believe I deserve her. She's a neat-freak just like me and she's tall like me. It was as if we were meant to be."
Peter: "Oooh NOOO.. But..but I really like Stacy a LOT. But.. Paul would KILL me if I got anywhere NEAR her. ..Yuuup.."
Rodney: " I have a female that follows me about (Joslyn).. I loathe her perky presence yet I cannot drive her away. She wants me to teach her magic and has become my fanatic of sorts. She has become quite a nuisance, but I cannot seem to smite her, my hand refuses to cast any spell upon her. Amidst the twisted irony, having her around amuses me as a jester in a court does for ones King. I believe I have found some sort of fondness for her, of which my pride will never admit to. The rest of them must burn in flames and writhe in pain, but her.. she will remain at my side."
6) Have Any Kids?
Harp: Are you serious? I havent even FOUND the girl yet!
Paul: In the future, weve Wacky, Santa, Amy, Michael, and Jessie. Stacy and I do.
Max: "We've a future child, Rodney. We don't know much about him, but we must've done something wrong in the future, because he came back to the past to seek vengeance upon us."
George: Little Yakky.. our future child.
Peter: Nooo.. my family wont let me have kids.
Rodney: "I would not plague the world with more of my depressed and sulking kind, unless it was to have minions to do my bidding."
7) Favorite Food?
Harp: Bamboo. Just kidding! I like all sorts of fruit and vegetables. But my guilty pleasure is black jelly beans.
Paul:

asta, it goes well with wine. They make it great at the Amore Café.
Max: Corn flakes! *sings* Sitting on a corn flake, waiting for the van to come
George: Jam-butties! Im such a lad.
Peter: Anything Stacy cooks. Shes a GREAT cook!
Rodney: Food is just nourishment. I eat, I drink, I move on.
8) Favorite Ice Cream flavour?
Harp: Orange sherbet is addicting. Im more fond of custard than ice cream though, its smoother.
Paul: I fancy vanilla, you get to add any flavor or toppings you want to it. Its versatile.
Max: Strawberry! Or maybe that new Ben and Jerrys Imagine Whirled Peace, the John Lennon flavored ice cream, a little Lennon in every bite. Oh, thats wrong. *cracks up*
George: Chocolate fudge
Peter: Rainbow!
Rodney: Devils food
9) Killed anyone?
Harp: No!
Paul: Ive had to defend a LOT of folks from getting killed, mostly Stacy. Ive gotten killed myself more than once. Its just a job Ive been assigned. To defend the ones I love from the evil baddies of the world, thats me.
Max: Not a chance! Me motto is peace n love, and it always has been. Though I protect family, Ive never had to kill anyone.
George: No.. Ive always been the preverbal damsel in distress or the one who was looked over in the mass-slaughtering of townsfolk.
Peter: I think I did one time. Accidentally, though.
Rodney: I keep a tally chart in my basement.
10) Hate anyone?
Harp: I havent found a reason to hate anybody. Hates a waste of time.
Paul: I hate Lingar, I hate Peter, I hate Yinny
Well, Im just annoyed with them really, it hasnt grown into a full hate as of yet.
Max: I havent a reason to hate anyone. Peace and love is the way to be, mate.
George: Im not in a position to hate anybody. Im on the bottom of the hierarchical chain, the scum on the heels of everyones boot. The peon or peasant who must follow orders if he wants to survive. This is the life I have been given, and I must obey. Maybe one day I will find peace and happiness.
Peter: Nawww
I LIKE EVERYBODY! Well, except Paul who wants to kill me. That kinda stinks.
Rodney: I am hell-bent on destroying my parents! They are the bane of my existence. If I destroy them before they create me, I wont have to live though this life.
11) Any Secrets?
Harp: I have nightmares about giving my best performance onstage, played it off without a hitch, beautifully. I look down passed the pits, and the entire audience has disappeared. I fear being a failure in showbiz. Its the thought that really wakes me up at night, that I may one day get too old or get wiped out by competition, and wind up being one othose hobos living in tents along the Hollywood expressways, snatching purses and bags around Graumans in broad daylight. *shiver*
Paul: I have plenty of secrets. Ill have to sit down and tell them to you one day.
Max: If I told you, it wouldnt be a secret anymore. But that was a clever shot, indeed!
George: I have a few secrets. But, they are all about other folks. I cannot tell you or they would strangle me!
Peter: I can transform into a big, mean werewolf-dalmation!
Rodney: Some ninnies do not know my name, let alone why I am pummeling them.
12) Love Anyone?
Harp: Not yet. *shy laugh* Im still waiting for my one true love.
Paul: Stacy Huskwolf, that adorable gil. Shes the apple of me lil eye.
Max: Maxsiean! Shes a fun, ole gal!
George: Tena. Shes muh like me in many ways. I luv er dearly.
Peter: I like girls. Theyre great!
Rodney: Love clouds the mind with unmentionable sicknesses. Unfortunately, Joslyn is smitten with me and wont ever LEAVE. Im intrigued by her persistence and her eagerness for learning my craft. I cannot seem to destroy her like other girls.
13) How smart are you?
Harp: I havent had much use for school. Ive been thrown out of too many classroom windows to really know. All I ended up learning was that bullies are hard to get passed, and 101 different ways to fall without getting hurt.
Paul: I know enough to get by. Its all about survival.
Max: I havent been tested, but I think Im a genius. If Im not, oh well.
George: Im very book smart, I read much of my time. Though, Paul always tells me what to do, hes so smart. He comes up with all the plans.
Peter:
. Huh? Uh.. Well, Paul says Im one taco short of a combination plate.. I dunno what it means, but its fun to say!
Rodney: I have a better grasp of the English language than most. I never let anyone have an opportunity to know how much of a fool I could be, the key is not to speak and scare them away. Though, I do know a fair amount of chemistry and science.
14) Ever slept in All day?
Harp: No, my body would fall apart if I got more than 8 hours of sleep.
Paul: I was once so drunk, I didnt get up tip 8pm the next morning! Followed by a hangover the size of an elephant.
Max: Are you kidding? Its what I LIVE for! There is no better way to skip classes than to sleep through them.
George: I sometimes get so scared I pass out. But I dont believe you meant that. I usually can only sustain 8 hours of sleep. Any more than that and I may get a headache. My day is regimented into sections so that every day my time is used properly and I get the best out of each day. See? *shows you a chart*
Peter: Sometimes I dont know if Im sleeping or not. I just, like, fall over and sleep, and then dream about being awake. Its really crazy!
Rodney: No, there is so much that I must do.
15) Favorite Show?
Harp: I love olios and variety stage shows! They are like talent shows, who knows whats on next! Sometimes you get really crazy acts too, folks that dont belong on the stage but crave some kind of attention and create the most awesome and awful act you could possibly imagine!
Paul: Ive been known to watch the Dick Van Dyke Show and Whats My Line.
Max: Ed Sullivan always delivers, doesnt he? You get it ALL. Opera singers, dancing bears, performings dogs, great bands, puppetry, and daring fetes. All in the same night, mind ye. Its great! I love seeing the latest on Hullabaloo and
George: I like mysteries like Alfred Hitchcock Presents, and game shows like Password and Whats My Line.
Peter: I like cartoons and puppet shows. I swear they are so REAL!
Rodney: I dont own a television set.
16) Favourite Movie?
Harp: Any film Buster Keaton ever did. The Playhouse was a good one because he invented a special attachment for the camera that allowed him to duplicate himself 9 times! It was amazing! The film that made me go out and purchase a camera was, of course, The Cameraman. It made me want to do what he did, go out and record great cinematic shorts of the world around me, and do it for MGM!
Paul: Oh, I dunno. A Hard Days Night was pretty funny.
Max: Magical Mystery Tour. It provided music, travel, fantasy, a story, and porn, all in one film. It was truly brilliant.
George: I enjoyed many films. I dont go to the cinema often though.
Peter: I like the cartoons. Looney Tunes is so cool!
Rodney: Dont ask me.
17) Favorite Band?
Harp: Oh I love Jelly Roll Morton, Cliff Edwards, and Django Reinhardt! Its always a treat when Buster Keaton sings and plays the uke, and also when Harpo Marx plays the harp or pennywhistle, its beautiful!
Paul: The Beatles are good, also the Monkees, Moody Blues, Hermans Hermits, and Mamas and Papas. Im friends with lots of tribute bands of those.
Max: Beatles, of course. And Moodies are great!
George: Cultural bands. Every culture has a sound and I love to explore the diversity of them all. Also rock n roll and blues is always a favorite. Though, I cant pick one, theyre all wonderful.
Peter: I dig oldies, Jimi Hendrix is the greatest!
Rodney: Chamber music or heavy metal.
18) Eye Colour?
Harp: My eyes are as green as the leaves on a peppermint plant.
Paul: Mahogany brown, technically.
Max: Light brown.
George: Hazel.
Peter: reddish brown
Rodney: Crimson red.
19) Fur?
Harp: "Orange, white, and black. Cream and maroon tail."
Paul: "Sienna brown and white."
Max: "Cool grey. My ears are light grey with little strands of black in it. Really groovy."
George: "Dark brown and white."
Peter: "I'm a dalmatian!"
Rodney: "Look up a photo of your average Burnese mountain dog."
20) Fat/Average/Slim?
Harp: "I'd like to say that I am physically fit, boy! More than the average person. I mean, I play baseball every day and do acrobatics, so I oughta be! Though I try to cover up my body with big clothes to give me an Everyman appearance, so they don't look at me and say that it's so surprise I can do stunts cuz I'm built like a powerhouse."
Paul: Small Paul was my nickname. Im thin, short, and have enough of what I need to get by.
Max: "I've been called a gentle giant. Take that as you see it."
George: "Underweight. Numerous times I've been told to eat more and that a healthy person shouldn't have visible ribs."
Peter: "I'm not fat or a slim-jim! So I guess I'm average, whatever that means."
Rodney: "Shut up."
21) Rain, sunshine?
Harp: "Rain is sweet and sad like a pitter-pattering ballad or jass song. You can dance with it, or feel remorse in it."
Paul: *sings* Goood daaaay Suuuun-shiiiine! I feel good, and when the sun is out, I got some-thing I can, laugh about.
Max: "Rain. Nothing makes the people run to their houses like it. My favorite is when a golden sunset shines through the rain."
George:
Peter: "I like both, the sun is warm and happy, and the rain makes things smell better."
Rodney: "Tornado weather. Green skies. Strong winds. Lighting bolts. Swirling clouds tossing cars as if they were micro-machines. Raw power of the Earth."
22) Pool, Beach?
Harp:

ool! Its also a great game. But seriously, I keep myself in shape by swimming in pools, doing laps.
Paul: The beach is great, I guess. I dont get a chance to swim very often.
Max: The beach is great. Go sailing, look out over that sea of waves. Go sailing forever
Tis a beautiful sight, I must say.
George: Oh I dont agree with either. The beach is a cesspool for fish, and the pool, despite there being chlorine, is a cesspool for humans. Its a very unclean place, swimming holes.
Peter: My sister doesnt let me go near the water. She says Ill drown myself. Pools are pretty.
Rodney: I do not swim.
23) Camping, staying home?
Harp: Im all about camping! I love to go whenever I can. Even as a kid, I often camped outside in my favorite tree. Id always try to go as long as I could without having to go into the house and get something. Really try to survive off the land. The longest I lasted was 5 hours. I really had to go to the bathroom.
Paul: Ive often camped at our caboose hide-out in the field. Its great.
Max: Im too lazy a creature to go camping. But, if someone else is planning it, sure. Ive often thought its a good way to commune with nature.
George: With the BUGS? NO. Insects wait for you to come out to places like those, and then they hunt for your blood and suck it or hide in your sleeping-bag! AHHHHHH!!! *runs around panicked*
Peter: I have to stay home and babysit my brothers and sisters.
Rodney: Camping is lowering yourself to being without all the things science has provided. Its disgusting.
24) Dog, Cat?
Harp: Dogs! They are hyper, eager to learn, and loveable! Id love to fit one into my act. My best friend is a dog, actually.
Paul: Dogs can do tricks! Dogs are groovy!
Max: Im a dog, but I prefer cats as pets. They have musical voices, some ofem.
George: Cats are level-headed, loving individuals that tell you just what they want when they want. I need a pet who can do that.
Peter: Im a dog!
Rodney: Dogs have far too short attention spans to be of any use. Cats are my minions.
25) Believe in aliens?
Harp: You mean the illegal aliens that cross the border every year? Yeah, theres photographic evidence of them. Most of them are in New York, ha ha.
Paul: What?
Max: Man, anything can exist out there! It cant be just us here. Ya know?
George: If there were only life on Earth, itd be an awful waste of space! Dont you agree?
Peter: ALIENS?? THEYRE COMING TO EAT OUR BRAAAAAAAIIIIIINZ!
Rodney:
26) Natural Born, or Clone?
Harp: Whats cloning? Oh wait, dont they do that with plants?
Paul: If cloning is possible, please dont clone Peter. We dont need another one. Ta.
Max: Let it be natural. Its what was meant to be. Otherwise, everyone would be a twin. Nobody I know should have the burden of having a twin of them self. This room is too cool for a second Max.
George: Oh, cloning is so fascinating. But I cant imagine having a clone to mirror your own ugliness and tolerate their habits.
Peter: Id like another me! We could make shadow puppets and sing duets!
Rodney: Ive cloned a few things before. I wasnt satisfied with the results.
27) Car, Airplane or Ship?
Harp: "Oh airplanes are the bees knees! I would love to fly and see the ground from up above, what beauty! I got a flivver, but the only enjoyment I get outta her is when I go sightseeing in old towns where it's allowed to fly at a full 35mph. I know, what a wow, eh? She's a real lemon but for what it's worth, she's putt-putted her way to a lot of places. Personally trains have always been my transportation of choice, they are my favorite in every way. Some people collect model cars or airplanes, I collect model trains."
Paul: Theres been some great cars, muscle cars are great.
Max: "After what hap'ned to Buddy Holly, I prefer to stay out of airplanes. Cars take too long. Speedboats are fun, and cruises are relaxing.I guess I'm a sea-dog at 'eart."
George: "I'd rather walk, but even then you can get hit by a car, airplane or ship. It happens!"
Peter: "I like cars. Cars are cool. OH! And bugs and buses! If they let me drive, I'd get a VW bus and park it someplace and live in it."
Rodney: "Destroy them all."
28) Ever destroyed something out of Blind Rage?
Harp: Ive destroyed things without rage being involved. So many accidents. Ive never hit somebody purposely, if thats what youre getting at.
Paul: Ive been known to do so.. yeah. Blind rage usually means transforming into a were-beast. I dont really have any control of it, it just appens.
Max: "Is that a band? I think we opened for them once."
George: "I'm the one who often usually gets beat up. I think I know why, I don't think too highly of meself, so why would anyone else?"
Peter: I did once, but I dont remember what happened.
Rodney: There were so many times. Youll have to be a bit more specific.
29) Any Unusual Things about you?
Harp: I can bend into a pretzel, I can fall without breaking my neck and do a poetic twisting headstand-flip. Youd have to see it to understand. I also play pennywhistle and ukulele.
Paul: I like white wine. I know Ive said it before. Oh, and I have had metal claws infused into me paws. When I get really angry
Max: "I got me heart in a crystal. It sounds like a bloody lyric but I'm dead serious."
George: "I am a perfectionist. My therapist also says I'm dangerously agoraphobic. She's right, you know."
Peter: I LOVE shinies! I hoard shinies! And peace-sign on my headband glows in the dark!
Rodney: I never take off my cloak. It conceals my mysterousness.
30) Do you believe in reincarnation?
Harp: I dont know. I like the idea of there being something I coulda once been. Maybe I was somebody famous?
Paul: I was once a prince, believe it or not. In a past life.
Max: I mightve been John Lennon in a past life. Yeah, right. Hahahaha! No. I dont think so.
George: Our family was known as being of another planet, the Huskwolf family also. We were once of royal blood! Though, there was a war, and we were obliterated. Paul and I came out of hiding, I found only the remains of my mothers purple dress and I wear a bit of it as a scarf. It is a reminder of our past and my beloved parents. Then we were killed, to then arrive on Earth, and my scarf had been kept.
Peter: I like flowers, theyre so pretty! Especially reincarnations!
Rodney: That would explain why those I destroy seem to come back to haunt me in a new form..
31) Favorite Place?
Harp: My climbing tree. Its a huge tree that sits on the edge of our lot. I love to watch the folks go by and watch the sun go down with my best buddy, Hokum.
Paul: I like our gang hide-out. Its an old abandoned caboose, I have an office in the upper loft with cameras spying out the jail cells below. The view from there is spectacular! Especially on a beautiful night, I love to sing when Im alone.
Max: I like the docks. They were once owned by my Ole Man. He was a fisherman and owned a boat. I usually hang out at the boat house. Ive practiced my guitar there many a time; it has surprising acoustics in there.
George: I havent formed an attachment to any one place; nobody treats me well anywhere I go. Paul makes me sleep in the kitchen at the gang hide-out.
Peter: I like our house, my 99 brothers and sisters live in it. Its only got a living room, kitchen, and my parents bedroom. But, theres always somethin going on!
Rodney: My domain. It is an old Victorian house built into the side of a hill. Inside, the front part of the house is gothic, the back is a cave with stairs leading down to my laboratory.
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YOUR TURN!
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Throw me a good one!
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